Simmons Soho is a retro cocktail bar located in the vibrant streets of Soho, London. The venue features a unique decor reminiscent of the ’90s, complete with a fireplace and kitsch wallpaper, creating a fun atmosphere for patrons.
The bar offers a variety of drinks, including cocktails, spirits, and wines, with special promotions like Happy Hour and themed nights. It also provides private hire options for events and celebrations.
In addition to its drink offerings, Simmons Soho features a karaoke room and a function room, making it an ideal spot for gatherings and parties. The venue can accommodate various group sizes, ensuring a memorable experience for all guests.
Information sourced from restaurant website and may be subject to change.
Menu
Single spirit & mixer£2.50
Choose your favorite spirit paired with a mixer of your choice for a refreshing drink.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Bottle of beer£3.00
A selection of chilled beers, perfect for any occasion.
Allergens: Wheat/Gluten, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Glasses of wine£3.00
Enjoy a glass of our house wine, a delightful complement to your evening.
Allergens: Sulphites/Sulfites, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Double spirit & mixer£5.00
A generous pour of your favorite spirit mixed to perfection.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 700
Bottles of wine£12.00
Select from our curated list of wines, perfect for sharing or enjoying solo.
Allergens: Sulphites/Sulfites, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 700
Cocktails teapots£15.00
A fun and festive way to enjoy cocktails with friends, served in a teapot.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 250
Shot bats£20.00
A selection of shots served on a bat, perfect for sharing and celebrating.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 700
Bottles of prosecco£20.00
Celebrate with a bottle of bubbly prosecco, ideal for any occasion.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Sex with a LadPrice not Shown
A tantalizing mix of Smirnoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps, cranberry juice, and orange juice.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Espresso MartiniPrice not Shown
A rich blend of vodka, espresso, coffee liqueur, and sugar syrup, served chilled.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: No
Estimated Calorie Count: 300
Pornstar MartiniPrice not Shown
A luxurious mix of Smirnoff Vanilla Vodka, passionfruit liqueur, and a shot of prosecco.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Gummy BearPrice not Shown
A fruity concoction of Smirnoff Vodka, Melon Liqueur, Peach Schnapps, and juices.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Smokey JoePrice not Shown
A bold mix of Buffalo Trace Bourbon, Martini Riserva, and fruity liqueurs.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: No, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Tommy’s MargaritaPrice not Shown
A classic margarita made with El Jimador Tequila, fresh lime, and agave syrup.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: No
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Cosmopolitan SpritzPrice not Shown
A sophisticated blend of Absolut Citron, prosecco, cranberry, and raspberry.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Lychee Mar-tea-niPrice not Shown
A refreshing cocktail featuring lychee liqueur and a hint of tea.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 250
Spicy MargaritaPrice not Shown
A fiery twist on the classic margarita with jalapenos and coriander.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 367
Pineapple ExpressPrice not Shown
A tropical blend of rums, fruit juices, and a hint of absinthe.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Long Island Iced TeaPrice not Shown
A potent mix of spirits topped with cola and a splash of lime.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 420
Strawberry DaiquiriPrice not Shown
A refreshing blend of Bacardi rum, strawberries, and lime.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 315
Last mango in ParisPrice not Shown
A fruity cocktail with Ciroc mango vodka and a mix of tropical juices.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 250
Spiced PainkillerPrice not Shown
A creamy blend of spiced rum, coconut, and tropical juices.
Allergens: Milk/Dairy, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 507
Cherry SourPrice not Shown
A sweet and tart cocktail featuring cherry liqueur and citrus.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 250
Aperol SpritzPrice not Shown
A refreshing aperitif made with Aperol, prosecco, and soda water.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Iced TeasPrice not Shown
A selection of refreshing iced tea cocktails to cool you down.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 250
Electric Iced TeaPrice not Shown
A vibrant mix of spirits and blue curaçao for a colorful drink.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Hawaiian Iced TeaPrice not Shown
A tropical twist on the classic, featuring coconut rum and pineapple juice.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Treasure island iced teaPrice not Shown
A fruity blend of rums and tropical flavors, perfect for summer.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Espresso Iced TeaPrice not Shown
A refreshing iced tea with a kick of espresso for a caffeine boost.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Lychee Martino (0% Abv)Price not Shown
A delightful non-alcoholic cocktail with lychee and refreshing flavors.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 250
Tiki Mojito (0% ABV)Price not Shown
A tropical non-alcoholic mojito with mint and lime.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Margarita Fresca (Low Abv)Price not Shown
A light margarita with a refreshing blend of flavors.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Dry Zombie (0% ABV)Price not Shown
A fruity non-alcoholic cocktail with a mix of tropical juices.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 250
Tina Colada (0% ABV)Price not Shown
A creamy blend of coconut and pineapple, perfect for a tropical escape.
Allergens: Milk/Dairy, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 507
Amateur Pornstar (0% ABV)Price not Shown
A playful non-alcoholic version of the classic pornstar martini.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Sex with a TeapotPrice not Shown
A fun teapot cocktail with Smirnoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps, and fruit juices.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 250
Long Island Iced TeapotPrice not Shown
A sharing teapot filled with the classic Long Island Iced Tea.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 700
Pornstar Martini TeapotPrice not Shown
A delightful teapot version of the popular pornstar martini.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Gummy Bear TeapotPrice not Shown
A fruity teapot cocktail with a mix of Smirnoff Vodka and fruit juices.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 250
French PressPrice not Shown
A refreshing drink made with Hendricks Gin and fresh cucumber.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Hendricks G & Tea PotPrice not Shown
A unique teapot cocktail featuring Hendricks Gin and tonic water.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 250
Zombie ApocalypsePrice not Shown
A sharing cocktail for four, featuring a mix of rums and tropical flavors.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 500
Baby GuinnessPrice not Shown
A layered shot of Kahlua and Baileys, resembling a mini pint of Guinness.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 175
Jam DonutPrice not Shown
A sweet shot combining Framboise Raspberry liqueur and Baileys.
Allergens: Wheat/Gluten, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: No
Estimated Calorie Count: 300
Kiss from a RosePrice not Shown
A delightful mix of Kahlua and Tequila Rose for a sweet treat.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Reverse cowboyPrice not Shown
A sweet shot with Butterscotch schnapps and Baileys.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Birthday BlowjobPrice not Shown
A fun shot with Tequila Rose, squirty cream, and sprinkles.
Allergens: Milk/Dairy, Plant Based: No, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Brain HemorrhagePrice not Shown
A layered shot of Peach Schnapps, Baileys, and grenadine.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: No, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Pineapple upside downPrice not Shown
A sweet shot with Smirnoff Vanilla, pineapple juice, and grenadine.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 105
B52Price not Shown
A classic layered shot of Kahlua, Baileys, and Cointreau.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
B55Price not Shown
A potent shot with Kahlua, Baileys, and absinthe.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Skittle BombPrice not Shown
A fun shot with Triple Sec and energy drink for a sweet kick.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 1050
Pornstar bombPrice not Shown
A lively shot with Passionfruit liqueur and prosecco.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Select 6 shots of your choicePrice not Shown
Choose from El Jimador Tequila, Jagermeister, Baby Guinness, Tequila Rose, and Birthday Blowjob.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350
Menu Date: 23 October 2023
Dietary & Allergen Information: Please be aware that our dish analysis is powered by AI and may contain errors. Always check with your server before ordering.
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Address
2 Bateman Street, Soho, London, W1D 4AE
GPS
51.514098, -0.131227
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